Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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