I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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