While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Randomize
