I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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