she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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