I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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