Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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