I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.