She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
