Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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