when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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