HIV tests are more positive than that guy
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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