6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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