I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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