we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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