he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm like, not good at living.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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