the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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