I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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