Dual....:-)
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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