Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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