There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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