just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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