Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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