I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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