she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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