Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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