I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
