just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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