sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize
