all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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