I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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