normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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