Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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