hotel room ftw
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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