I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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