Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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