My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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