I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
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when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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