Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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