YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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