It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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