HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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