No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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