i just google imaged poop.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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