I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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