Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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