I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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