and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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