Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
