Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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