Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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