it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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