True but thats because hes a fetus.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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