so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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