i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
